The team took 2 of 3 from the Toronto Blue Jays with a convincing 10-5 victory. This is especially good news for readers because I will stop whining, at least for a few days. I’ll write about the entire series later. In the meantime, I’m headed to dinner before the season three premier of Entourage. I’ll end with some quotes from the show:
Ari Gold: We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we’re gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.
Bob Saget leaves
Vincent Chase: Who the f**k was that guy?
Drama: The ultimate guy cry movie
Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he’s sensitive, bang! he moves right in.
Drama: His tears will basically act as a lubricant.
Ernesto: [intercom] Sorry, Lloyd. It’s a company car. Mr. McQuewick said I can’t give it to him.
Ari Gold: Can’t give it to me? Ernesto, how many f**king pesos did I give you for Christmas? Huh, Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade? Half of Mexico is eating on my tips that I have given you. Now bring my motherf**king car now, por favor!
Ernesto: [intercom] Sorry, Mr. Gold, I can’t do it. Oh, and Mr. Gold. I’m from Guatemala, and our currency is the Quetzal.
Ari Gold: That was a good speech, Lloyd. If only I were 25 and liked c**k, we could be something.
Ari Gold: Lloyd, pack up all my files. pile everything you see into a box. Everything. If you see a used condom and an executioner’s mask and a G*d-damned spiked paddle, don’t think — just pack that b**ch. Chop suey!
Ari Gold: Lloyd, get in here, I wanna make out with you!!!